It's a Dog's Life

Before Baby

Sleeping on the bed

Getting brushed daily

Fetching sticks

Chasing his tail

Sitting by the fireplace

Begging for tablescraps

Wearing designer sweaters

Howling at the moon

Waiting for you by the front door

Getting shots once a year at vet

Lick out of toilet bowl

Bathed at groomerss once a month

After Baby

Sleeping in the doghouse

Getting the brush off daily

Fetching baby toys

Hiding his tail from children's grabbing hands

Sitting by the back door

Begging for attention

Wearing a flea collar

Howling to get inside

Waiting to get fed

Get shot once a day by child's squirtgun

Lick jelly off child's fingers

Bathed with garden hose once a year