If Mothers Ran the World

All cars would come equipped with microwave ovens so dinner could be prepared on the run.

Socks would have magnets on them so they wouldn't get separated in the dryer.

Schools would have mandatory classes in manners and etiquette.

Summer vacation would only last two weeks.

There would be at least two full weeks of downtime between each sport season for children.

Babies would come equipped with self-cleaning diapers.



Toys that squirt water, make loud noise, or ooze slime would be illegal.

Dinner dates with husbands would be mandatory twice a month.

Jobs filled by mothers such as room mother, girl scout troop leader, and soccer coach would all be paying positions.